Ok, my Russian is failing me. What’s this idiom about not buying tea?

Shoulda known. Simpsons did it.

Ka-chow!

I was positive a leg was broken when he tumbled on the grass. Then he karate kicked the atmosphere. Awesome.

Dude’s gonna be swimming in Honey Buns.

Here is a picture of an MR2 with some Labradors. I wonder where these dogs are! It could be England.

I don’t get the joke. Stumped.

Homeowners Associations Hate Him!

Until they interrupt a pancake breakfast on your back deck.

Gonna give up the S6?

Burnouts on your lawn!

Foodie turf wars are hilarious. Definitely get the quinoa.

@bossroadster is the man. Love that Miatarod.

Go, Cadillac! Coming from a BMW fanboy.

Oh yeah, that would be an automatic weapon which are hard to get in this country. It’s always good to know technical details , even if you don’t like them.

Semi-automatic just means it goes bang every time you pull the trigger and it loads the next round. You could go back to a revolver, but a “standard gun” since the turn of the century has been semi-auto.

Because hack bloggers can’t comprehend philanthropy on that scale. It must be evil.

*Tire hardness was off. Should have used a digital durometer.

I can’t do a New Edge. The S197 Bullitt...schwing.

All Jalops must now link a credit card to their Kinja account. Any Nice Price votes will immediately link to a Bring a Trailer auction.