I’m admittedly not a follower of baseball, but could someone explain what’s up with the goggles everyone’s wearing in postseason celebrations? I don’t think I’ve seen that before this year.

Link’s broken.

Спациба, Цомраде Обама!

M10s are unkillable but so slow that you may want to kill yourself!

Burnekogate.

My old Integra tried to force an ice cream cone into my then-girlfriend’s face!

Just to spite you, I drove to work with expired inspection and no front plate today.

Did this fool think he had his own private Idaho freeway?

Sounds like all the gripes people have with the E30. The M20 isn’t super powerful and the G260 transmission doesn’t feel great.

Needs an appropriate tow vehicle.

I actually really like the Allante, despite its awfulness. I really want to bag one and have it lay frame.

Sorry, meant dwayne up there.

Above: every nerd I ever played against in Call of Duty.

I’m from Jersey, dude. I’ll be passing you on the right ;)

Oh yeeeah, gotta get shifty in heeeere.

This is true. They don’t “get” America and that’s partially why enthusiasts love them.

Volkswagen USA CEO Michael Horn.

Cars are anticipated to have a “one or two mile per hour top speed” performance loss. There’s no word on what that would do to power or acceleration specifically, but fuel consumption is expected to be the same.

Maybe I have shitty mattresses, but I’d much rather hit a combo of springs and foam instead of a frame of wood. It’s like hitting a boxspring.