meanwhile, The History Channel is in the middle of a 4-hour block of American Pickers.

Well if the problem is that some people don’t have enough money, while at the same time, other people have way more money than they could conceivably need, then yes, I would say that your phrase is quite correct.

“We just witnessed a man who ran on a platform of abolishing taxes (on corporations and the rich, mostly) and transfers (like our national health care program) winning large swaths of lower-income middle America in convincing fashion, selling the underlying idea that the government only takes from you, the average…

That’s how the rich solve problems.

I think you misunderstood Trump. An “elite” is anyone who reads fucking nerd-ass books and talks about things in regards to nuance. If you’re a billionaire, who thinks the key to defeating ISIS is whipping out your schlonger and dipping bullets in pig’s blood, you’re not an “elite” your a common man American fucking…

I stopped wearing deodorant of any sort a few years back (now 33, I quit in my late-twenties). Anti-persperant is bad because it fucks with your body’s natural waste-excretion process, and deodorant is basically just rubbing chemicals on your pits to cover up the smell. After a few months of adjustment, the changeover…

I would end my friendship with the groom, dissolve my relationships with his entire family and agree to never again speak to any and all of our mutual friends before I would perform in a choreographed dance at his wedding.

Good thing Evnika can box, as she just lost her job to Russia’s newest technological breakthrough, the ax.

He pays their taxes. They work for him. What’s their name? He wants to talk to a supervisor.

What principles? He’s too fucking stupid to figure how to pay a fucking tax on a car so he throws a hissy fit?

4 houses? New Corvette for son? Pays tax with coins?

Having fun every weekend in your 20s is way better than doing it in your 40s.

I’m no expert, but it’s almost as if a person were looking for a solid axle, 2-door, removable hard top, manually selected 4x4 Bronco, they should go purchase one. I did, a couple of times. They look like this:

Clemson fans are going talk about this win for years to come. Fortunately, no one else will understand a word of it.

This game raises some serious questions about God. Maybe if He didn’t spend so much time paying attention to college football, He might’ve realized that while He was helping Clemson win a national title, Donald Trump was elected president and a dickload of people died of war, famine, and disease.

the facelift actually looks pretty nice. good job ford.

And not a declared war anywhere to be found.

First the Ford Focus, then the Chevy Cruze and now the Toyota Corolla - with Trump’s sudden obsession with compact cars, you’d think he was looking to buy one.

I was raised by my mother and my grandmother. My father was a distant figure throughout my life. When I put on my cowboy hat and speedo and rollerbladed into Claire’s to get my belly button pierced as a young man, it wasn’t because I didn’t have a dad. It was because I fucking ruled.

> over 88 in a snowstorm