With this excrement-storm of an election we have going on, that doesn’t seem like such a bad idea...

You know who didn’t fucking do this? White Sox fans, after 88 years. We had some dead family members too but didn’t caterwaul about it endlessly.

My mom 100% would’ve left my dad for Mark Grace.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

I just bought a 2017 TRD Pro. By the time I got out the door, it was 50K. It was worth it to me because I love Toyotas, I love the look of this truck, I know it’s reliable, it fits in my garage, and goddamn it, I just like how it drives compared to the Ferd. Yeah, it’s pricey... but it was what I wanted.

The Taco will still be running at 300k miles...

Anyone know why everything cool has to be sponsored by rat piss energy drinks?

My thoughts on this fine start to November:

“Communism: Everyone gets the same shit, so why fucking bother?”

This is why we need to stop curing new diseases. Especially Zika, a disease capable of halving the human population withing a couple of generations just through handing people out condoms. Either no kids or kids that cannot breed themselves, it is the mst humane population control disease ever. Of course if I had my…

Can I start a discussion or ask something without being yelled at, or worse, destarred? Am I the only one here that doesn’t get the huge deal with this list?

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

Hey Norm! If you had almost no money left, would you still gamble it? I know I would!

I want to tell her to calm down but then I think about the seething existential rage I experience at people that walk three wide in hallways and amble, or left lane hogs, or people that take too long to use the sugar/cream station at Starbucks, or people that forgot the form at the Post Office, or try and get on the…

Whereas you seem like a joy to be around

There are majority black schools in New York where a third of the students are considered “chronically absent,” which means they miss a month or more of school per year.

Obviously being a minority is okay for minorities. You can’t ask us majorities to be minorities. It’s illogical. The words don’t work.

I’m pretty damn left, but Jesus...HamNo would NOT be fun to hang out with.

umm isn’t this what body painters do? how is this at all like “the dress”? which was fucking gold and white.

Because on this site and others: Whitey = devil