San Diego has a football team?

Joey Bosa is a walking Barstool Sports Instagram post who is being micromanaged by his mother. I know nothing about NFL contracts, but I’m gonna side with the NFL franchise on this one.

i am genuinely curious how you know that “The Chargers are the only team in the league that demands off set language in every rookie contract.”

I’d still rather go 0-60 in 3.9 seconds and hear it than 2.5 and not.

Invested in sharks with lazer beams attached to their fricken heads.

The dirt hasn't even been shoveled onto Gawkers corpse yet and now you're trying to bring down Deadspin with this bullshit. GTFO of here with these takes

“BLUEBERRY? FUCK THAT UNFROSTED SHIT! BROWN. SUGAR. CINNAMON!” — Frank Booth

However, we use some of those gifts of nature to come up with classes of competitors to make competitions more fair and interesting. For example, a woman who is 6'6" 200lbs would not be able to compete in the UFC because their highest weight class is 145lbs.

Because the government doesn't give a fuck about the Safty of the soldiers, if they did they wouldn't be sending them to that desert hellhole.

I feel like a person whose introduction to porn was their rapist abductor kind of doesn't have the most level starting point for a conversation about the subject. But maybe that's just me.

I always forget that the Frontier exists.

So basically, my attic plus wheels.

SAME. My bf and I basically hate the same things, like being alone and dislike most people. I've genuinely loved living with him.

How about those joint bachelor/ette parties, though!

And it wouldn’t be navel-gazing bullshit with the genders of the writers switched why, exactly?

Spelling is a bourgeois construct

Definitely live with your significant other, especially if you work from home full time and would literally never see another person ever if you didn’t.

That sounds like maybe a problem in your relationships. I haven’t had that, and I know I’m not alone.

Who is “they”?

Then replace the rear seats with a barbecue. Then you’ll get great mileage and all the brisket you can eat.