Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

A bunch of people casting moronic protests votes is how we got Trump in the first place.

Not glamorous enough?

Only if it’s a Comanche eliminator model. The most racist of the small trucks.

Which one is my favorite? That’s entirely too easy:

2wd Toyota, 22R, 5-speed. No power anything. Nothing to break, no accessories on the motor to sap any of it’s meager ~100 hp. Just make sure to replace the plastic timing chain guide with a steel one. Drive it as hard as humanly possible, it won’t care. You can hotstick every shift at redline. It won’t care. You can…

Is this really a question?

In the end there can be only one! (mostly because the rest have all dissolved...their only true weakness)

I was going to ask why you’re willing to settle for someone with only a half-decent moral compass, but then I remembered that anyone who has made it far enough in politics to even be considered for VP (let alone run for president) is likely such a terrible human being that a half-decent moral compass is something they…

Exactly. Was thinking this the whole way through the article. Trump is interesting. Who gives a fuck. (Or, who should care.) I want the smartest fucking person in the room with a half-decent moral compass and the ability to manage people. Anything else is gravy.

I know that when I’m hiring someone for my own company, my first inquiry is not “are you competant? Are you qualified?” Instead it’s “are you interesting??”

It’s called saving up, you irrational bigot.

You had me up til the last sentence. That just made you seem like an insufferable tool.

I think the Toyota range has long since passed muster in military evaluation!

The only way to stop a bad guy with a Hilux is to send a good guy with a Hilux. Or something...

Citizens United was about the right to to express political speech through the purchase of ads.

The goal here is to make people realize that they often feel a need to drag any topic back to themselves in order to understand it.

How else can you virtue signal without actually doing anything to help people?

There is no call to action and that’s exactly how they want it. This isn’t about teaching you it’s about scolding you because you weren’t born with the empathy and maturity inherent in women. It’s not correctable it’s just about shaming you for being how you are.

it’s silly to point and jeer at everyone who is sleepier than you,