Cold War 2? My god man read newspapers not Tom Clancy books.

I was going to have a threesome but one of my hands fell asleep...

Pulphead is great. Really like the Bunny Wailer and Unknown Bards, but all are really good. He’s the truth.

What’s the point of reading after collage?

There’s something intoxicating about sitting down on an unusually warm November night with a good book, your friends from church, and a pitcher of grape kool-aid.

Christ, people. Use your libraries; you’re already paying for them.

I have been on the third page, second paragraph of Gravity’s Rainbow for exactly 1 year and 3 days now

You only need Chipotle if you need garbage in your mouth.

Humiliation? Please. We’d have done the same thing if a bunch of Iranian sailors drifted into one of our harbors.

Hey, remember when St. Louis threw a bunch of public money at the NFL to steal a team with an established fanbase back in the mid-’90s, and they were the bad guys? Karma’s a bitch, and James Busch Orthwein can finish that bag of dicks Bob Kraft gave him in ‘94. St. Louis had to settle for the Rams, and you live by the…

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

“Tea Party people” believe in a lot more than reducing government spending. Many also favor (ironically) a stronger and more assertive military, and a more aggressive stance in international diplomacy. And many find the idea of entering in to negotiations with Iran abhorrent. If you look at the way that the heavily…

We can leave the CIWS on and just sink those boats.

Then, we get to say “The US deplores the loss of life due entirely to the reckless and irresponsible actions of the Iranian navy. We hope that such incidents do not repeat themselves, and strongly recommend that the Iranian navy maintain a safe distance from our…

So, you’re gonna be that guy? When, after about 2003 or so, did TG ever try to offer unbiased facts? It’s entertainment. I was entertained with the LaFerrari spot. Done.

I will only get a 4cylinder. Truck is lighter, brakes stop is easier, shocks, and suspension lasts longer, etc. Longterm cost of ownership is significantly lower and the 4’s last as long as the 6.

I have an '85 4Runner (Straight axle till I die, yo), and it goes 0-60 in 3.5 days. It also gets roughly 20mpg. But I tend to feel like I could pick it up and carry it on my back if need be.

I had a 2012 4 cylinder 4WD access cab that I kept for about 2 years (until I actually needed real rear seats). I ended up with a 3” lift, 33” tires, light bar, CAI, catback exhaust, etc and used it as my daily driver and on the trails. I loved that truck. It was fine on the road (unless going uphill over 75mph), got…

If you’re getting 20 MPG to work every day in 2015, and your work doesn’t involve loading heavy cargo or towing or going off-road, you better really love riding in whatever vehicle you have to justify that cost.

Very good point! In today’s world of fat-ass bloated luxury trucks, a gas I4 makes no sense. If only there were some sort of high-efficiency, high-torque engine that size...

NO, YOU ARE WRONG. BASE MODEL ACCESS CAB/ 6.5FT BOX, RWD, MANUAL IS THE BEST TRIM. YOU CAN DENT THE SHIT OUT OF IT AND IT STILL LOOK COOL. I WANT TO OVER LOAD ONE WITH FIRE WOOD, AND USE IT LIKE IT WAS MEANT TO. ITS EVERY THING A TRUCK SHOULD BE, A SIMPLE EFFECTIVE TOOL. TAKE WHAT YOU SAID, WRITE IT ON DIRTY NAPKIN,…