There is absolutely no well in hell these people weren’t being massive, massive pains in the ass, for United, at this point, to get an air marshall involved. Look at that dude’s sideburns and hat, for god’s sake.

NO! BAD CAR BUYERS! BAD!

or that it’s just bad writing

Yeah, this made no sense at all. You get to inhabit somebody else’s body and you choose to be a maid?

hope you’re right!

Oh Dear God what if this was a frozen planet too

also, if I remember correctly, most of the Mon Cal battle cruisers are actually converted pleasure cruisers.

Dude, everything about the trailer (and everything about TFA) screams that this will be Empire 2.0

Check this out:

because they provide a non-monetary benefit?

You’re all wrong:

My in-laws own a Tiguan. Probably a...2010, I’m guessing. The turbo blew at 70k miles, just out of warranty. They’ve had weird issues with the trans (manual) and the front end. I hate that fucking car.

You should probably pull this story. The update points out why this happened, makes perfect sense, so it’s a non-story that’s essentially fake news.

Yes, also, when the update to the story basically contradicts the whole point of the story, the story should be pulled.

If you rest your index finger on the back of the knife blade like that you should go to prison. Period.

Get the fuck off Kinja, Paul Ryan.

wait - it’s the brake checker’s fault, even though the woman who crashed went around the brake checker and was in her own lane when she lost control of her car and crashed? the brake checker is a massive dick, but the woman crashed well after she’d been brake checked, then she changed lanes, sped up and was probably…

you’re forgetting another possibility: i’m a much better driver than you.

i didn’t say he had it coming, but in his situation, i would have assumed that somebody was going to jump out of that lane into the left lane. and i would have been going a lot slower as a result.

How in the hell do you write this post and NOT include DJ LeMahieu, who won the NL batting title?