Counterpoint: Not “left” per se. But critical of the establishment. Kansas is never voting for leftist, socialist-leaning policies. They just voted to shoot themselves in their own dicks in the name of guns, abortion, and racial hatred. They will always shoot themselves in the dicks. That’s what they do.

My god, how can we be discussing the question itself when it was posed by a man (?) named ERIX.

Really? Huh. I never see restored ones driving around.

Hell no.

But why would China strangle trade with the U.S.? Surely we’re either their biggest trading partner, or their second biggest (don’t actually know).

Hmm. Interesting.

I don’t understand why we care if China controls the South China Sea. I see you’re saying something about trade here, but it’s quite vague.

i love all cars! even the shitty ones.

“Arrival. I wanted an alien movie, I got a dead kid movie. What a fucking conjob.”

Especially when it’s owned by a high schooler for the last years of its life. Wasn’t a generalization about Buicks. Just a story about my first car. That’s all.

Huh? Was just talking about one particular car I owned. The one above looks awesome.

I’m 38. I wear a backwards hat and Vans all the time. You’re only as old as the adolescent-themed clothes you wear.

Wait a sec - mine was a column shift. They made both?

Holy shit, same color as my first car, a ‘77 Regal “Landau” edition.

I just came here to say that my first car was an inherited ‘77 Regal. This was 1995. Senior year of high school. The car was a massive POS and I can’t believe it actually ran. It let in rain through the roof and it puddled in the backseats. The trunk opened only with a screwdriver. It was ungodly slow. I actually just…

my bad, assumed you were a progressive.

I’ve got lots of friends like you in my FB feed. They’re the ones who didn’t go to college, are spectacularly uninformed about geopolitics, and who read one Chomsky book when they were 19 and decided it was the bible.

Do you really want to survive that scenario though? If guns have scared you that bad, what makes you think living in a Cormac McCarthy novel will be worth staying alive for? 

Imagine if Russia and Mexico were longtime members of a strategic alliance. Oh right, they’re not.

When I was in the weight room training for my high school football team, a guy teabagged me when I was doing leg presses. His balls were still in his shorts, but still, he tapped his balls on my forehead. I was new to the team and they thought it was the right thing to do. The coach was in the weight room with us at…