Huh? Was just talking about one particular car I owned. The one above looks awesome.

oh come on. god forbid somebody wants to avoid getting ketchup and mustard and meat juice on their hands.

I often do this. A lot less messy. Plus, I like to see the cross-section of the patty.

Can we just stop with the fucking zombies please?

I’m 38. I wear a backwards hat and Vans all the time. You’re only as old as the adolescent-themed clothes you wear.

Wait a sec - mine was a column shift. They made both?

Holy shit, same color as my first car, a ‘77 Regal “Landau” edition.

I just came here to say that my first car was an inherited ‘77 Regal. This was 1995. Senior year of high school. The car was a massive POS and I can’t believe it actually ran. It let in rain through the roof and it puddled in the backseats. The trunk opened only with a screwdriver. It was ungodly slow. I actually just…

my bad, assumed you were a progressive.

I’ve got lots of friends like you in my FB feed. They’re the ones who didn’t go to college, are spectacularly uninformed about geopolitics, and who read one Chomsky book when they were 19 and decided it was the bible.

Do you really want to survive that scenario though? If guns have scared you that bad, what makes you think living in a Cormac McCarthy novel will be worth staying alive for? 

Imagine if Russia and Mexico were longtime members of a strategic alliance. Oh right, they’re not.

When I was in the weight room training for my high school football team, a guy teabagged me when I was doing leg presses. His balls were still in his shorts, but still, he tapped his balls on my forehead. I was new to the team and they thought it was the right thing to do. The coach was in the weight room with us at…

Well, the Bolt actually exists. Nobody knows if the Model 3 is going to be any good or not. I think it’s probably prudent to put off comparing them until there are two actual cars to compare, no?

The Chevy people told us that Bolts can’t use Tesla charging stations, but every other electric charging station is fine. Does this article contradict that?

I own a Honda Fit, and also attended this Bolt media event. The Bolt is better in every way than my Honda Fit, except that my Fit is of course a manual. Fit, finish, power, quality—the Bolt SMOKES the Fit.

I drove one the other day at a media event and I had no idea what I was doing with the shifter but it wasn’t a problem at all.

yep. i’ve been a surfer for 20 years in central/northern california. rugged, big, wild surf, very cold water. i love it. but my greatest fear is being caught in some kind of maelstrom, or being tossed around on giant open ocean swells hundreds of miles from land.

I surf pretty much every single day and even I’m terrified of the ocean.

Humboldt, you don’t say? Not exactly shocking. Lotta out of work timber industry dudes up there with plenty of time on their hands, and with zero fucks to give.