no way he’s wrong

this is my favorite thing on the Internet today. Thanks.

I’ve given up on this. I just can’t even get mad anymore. My wife is a brilliant person, graduate degree, high-paying job while I’m home pretending to write, she’s a wonderful driver — in terms of operating the car — we drive stick as a DD, but still, on the highway, she’s in the left lane like it doesn’t even matter.…

it that really the ONLY reason?

I can’t quite decide what to do with Jefferson when California secedes. I feel like we can be amicable neighbors, but not entirely sure.

Like it or not, the Bay Area is not only geographically in Northern California, it’s also culturally what most people think of when they think Northern California. I know the 17 people who live north of Mendo don’t like it, but it’s true. Jefferson is more southern Oregon/central valley than it is Northern California.

people everywhere are terrible drivers. every state i’ve been to, the other countries i’ve driven in, people are bad drivers. i don’t know where you live, but if i went there and drove around for 20 minutes, rain, snow, whatever, i’d immediately assume that all of you were idiots.

I have two or three drinks almost every day. Definitely not an alcoholic. BUT, I do think is good advice. People in social situations with flowing booze lose track quickly of how much they’re drinking, unlike at home, when it’s more obvious that you’re opening another beer/bottle of wine/pouring another cocktail.

In reading your comment I’m reminded that nobody who calls people “losers” is ever a good person. Seriously.

You can have fun at a party as the sober person. Been to quite a few parties recently and for many of them I didn’t drink. Was refreshing, and I actually had more fun, was much better conversationally. Then I had a nightcap at home. Very pleasant.

It’s beyond stupid that so many of these players don’t wear sleeves when it’s freezing cold. You’re already playing football, we get that you’re tough. This country, man.

this is fucking brilliant. if like 200,000 people with brains moved to Montana and both Dakotas, the Dems take the Senate.

yes i find it odd that one could be so moral as to violently oppose child sex slavery and want to right that wrong with one’s own hands, but then also have no problem with potential shooting randos along the way.

Hmm. You felt pity. I felt the urge to move to a foreign country for the next five or so years and watch in glee as these people vote themselves into an early grave.

good point.

Ya, Lassen’s on the list for this summer for sure. Thanks for the tip about the roads. Excited.

Surely there are thrills to be found in civilian life were you live.

Northeastern California? Ha — nobody’s ever returned from a voyage to those parts...

What the fuck is Russia’s problem?

Same deal here in NorCal. Would kill for long open dirt roads like that.