God this is awful. And I write awful web pieces for a living.

“What’s wrong with “Yeah, she’s cute” and leaving it at that?”

“If they’re constantly evaluating every single woman (even co-workers and strangers) as if they’re potential sexual partners,”

I would have thought a list like this was hilarious when I was, say, a sophomore in high school. Probably made one and don’t remember. My first instinct is to say: “This is what dudes do.” 

Not only have I written things like this out before, I’ve drawn rather detailed descriptions and shared them with buddies. And yes, I was a teenager.

Dodgers fan here. Did you feel that way in NLCS too down 2-1?

Dodgers fan here. Felt pretty good up 2-1 after a shutout too.

while i think you’re being a realist, people here will now call you a racist, which is insane, because most of the people on this site actually aspire to one day push a stroller in a twee park in Brooklyn.

classism. this is classism, not racism.

Well, this is classist, not racist. It’s also something that probably 90% of people would agree with, whether they’d admit it or even think of it in quite this way.

that’s because you are a good and normal person

no it doesn’t you’re just trying to feel special.

how does this have 415 stars?

I’m just wondering how calling these people jabronis and asses is supposed to help them agree with your points about the Chief Wahoo logo. Those excuses you cite above may seem pointless to you, but to a person growing up a Cleveland fan in Ohio, the logo and the name means something. Of course, Native Americans have…

Bullshit. I’ve been in Australia for over a week now, and other than the enormous, enormous bats, haven’t seen one terrifying creature.

and you shouldn’t. it’s insane.

they need to get rid of replay

Angel Hernandez, home plate ump, cost the Dodgers a run, by ruling him out at home.

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they just had to play that song again, huh? jesus christ we’re just completely out of ideas at this point aren’t we?