Are you my wife’s kinja account?

Thought the Boxster was the “woman’s Porsche”

My wife seems to think the beverage holders in the doors of our car are special holders for tampons.

you’re fucking kidding right? you think a pie in the face is cause for beating somebody up? holy shit, man.

Ya but I get what that commenter is saying. We don’t really celebrate the good things cops do. We only demonize all of them for the bad ones. That’s not only unfair, it doesn’t help anything.

Still waiting for somebody to make a good case for the benefit of social media. I mean I use it every day, but it’s eroding my soul to no apparent benefit.

I hope Donald Trump chokes on a bag of dicks and I can’t wait to vote for Hillary, but how can Jez have a shitfit when people talk about Hillary’s hair, but every single Trump story begins with how he looks like a sausage?

It does sound better that way but it was changed for the dumbest of reasons. Is it really so fucking offensive that once upon a time fathers sent kids to college?

I don’t have parents. My dad left when I was a toddler and my mom died when I was a teenager.

Ok, Angelina.

She’s far, far, far, far, far, FAR more attractive in pretty much every possible way, than Angelina Jolie and her fake lips.

You’re welcome.

Tacomas do this. Toyota supposedly has a fix coming, but the trucks are tuned for max mpgs, and will ping under load at 1500 rpms with less than 91 octane.

Tell that the the motor in my 2012 Tacoma that pings a little with 87.

hoo boy. thank god somebody made that joke. shouldn’t you throw a “BEAT LA” chant in here too?

Just came here to say: Fuck Madison Bumgarner.

The sunglasses say yes.

I don’t get it. I’m 38 years old and I’ve never been in a fight. Never even been close. How fucking hard is it to just be cool?

There’s no way in hell that this story is even 1/10th as cool as the story of the first confirmed expedition to the North Pole in the ‘60s by a bunch of random dudes from Duluth with no overlanding expedition experience whatsoever. One of the best travel/adventure stories ever.

I live in SF. When MadBum first came up, you’d see him driving around near the ballpark occasionally in his big red dually Chevy truck w/ North Carolina plates. Dude wouldn’t just accept that he lived in a giant congested city, he had to bring his big-ass farm truck with him to feel comfortable.