Simmer down. Half the shit you publish are videos of bears in swimming pools. The New York Times, you aint.

“the right side of this issue.”

Oh, ok, so it’s normally not ok to tell black men how to protest but now it’s fine ‘cause you think they’re doing it wrong.

El Nino actually produced a shitload of rain for California. Just not Southern California.

Tavon Austin is kinda the 2nd string running back.

My father-in-law tries to make everybody say grace before holiday meals and we all tell him to shut up and pass the wine. But see, he’s in the minority. If it was the other way around, I’d bow my head and mind my business while the rest of the table prayed.

No way in hell this would happen in big-time college football. Coaches let players who they probably know are rapists, for god’s sake, play in games every Saturday.

That would be weird because chances are not one of the people in that room is a muslim. But 99% of those guys probably pray to Jesus over every meal, so to force them not to pray because left-wing atheists (like me) who don’t have anything to do with that school take offense, is ridiculous and overreaching and a weird…

You realize how complicated all of what you just outlined is? And how it encourages everyone to take offense at everything? I don’t believe in god, but I don’t give a shit if somebody wants to pray. And even if I was offended to the damn core, I’d recognize that I’m prob in the minority, and I’d stare at my shoelaces…

But honestly, who gives a shit? You have to contort yourselves in some really ugly cultural/philosophical positions to take offense at a team prayer at the fucking Army academy.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST,

not parents of kids in poor inner-city neighborhoods. not while football is still the ticket out.

Brady and Peyton don’t run, so it’s much easier to arm tackle them.

the answer is to remove helmets and shoulder pads. i played football, and the big difference between tackle football with your buddies in a park and wearing pads is that pads encourage shoulder tackling, which will always, always, always, lead to head-to-head hits. no pads equals arm tackling like you typically see in…

good lord, that would make the NFL completely unwatchable. I’m already sick of the replays and the over analysis and the refs reading entire paragraphs of the rule book to the fans when they explain a penalty.

that’s 100% correct.

I feel like something important is lost when we stop aspiring to look the best we can, especially in public in a professional setting. Presenting yourself in the most polished, refined manner possible is a wonderful thing, it should be encouraged, both in dress and in manner.

Hi nice to meet you. Now you know another. One beer at 5pm pretty much every day, and a tumbler of bourbon before bed. Wouldn’t have it any other way.

An actual alcoholic typically drinks WAAAAAAYYYYYY more than 3 drinks per day. Try 3 drinks by lunch.

It’s just you, and the pansies who keep telling me I drink too much.