ew, gross.

dude, Neymar is playing.

Really really really hoping to see some more Brazilian fans crying in the stands during this game. Good lord, anytime one of their athletes or teams is losing the cameras show people balling like they’ve just been diagnosed with a terminal disease.

Good holy lord person I’ve never met - maybe you’d like to try that again without being a total dick? For your information, comments to the author directly are rarely responded to, and so I picked a comment with which I agreed, and that already had significant comment activity. But by all means, explain to me that I’m…

see here’s the thing: a really good relationship means you still get to do all that shit, even when you live together. i don’t ask my wife when i decide to decorate, and she doesn’t ask me either. but, we’re very compatible and we have largely the same tastes. i can’t even imagine the horror of living with somebody…

For sure, but I believe that 4 cyl engine, which very few people will buy, is one of the few things that remain. Drive a 2016 6 cyl and my 2012 6 cyl, and you’ll be shocked at how different the new ones are.

The lesson here is really that I shouldn’t spend much time on Gawker sites. My god, the self-indulgent pap.

jesus, don’t get me started.

BECAUSE IT’S “ADEQUATE MAN.” If I wanted a woman’s take on what it meant to live in the world today I’d read Jezebel.

I’d like for you to meet some actual, working scientists in the field of climate science and watch you explain to them that they’re part of the ruling class, scaring people into obedience and sacrifice.

I would like to know why you think climate scientists who warn of impending danger and the politicians who implement policies based on that data are seeking to “control” us and why.

that phase only exists if you pick terrible relationship partners.

is this a joke?

what about all the people surrounding us in cafes?

If you move in with a SO do it because you love them and they’re your best friend, not merely somebody you like to fuck.

You know what else is misleading? Calling this column Adequate Man, when lots of the articles are soul-searching pieces written by the Jezebel staff. Gawker, if you want to have a column built around what it means to be a man in 2016, I’m a professional writer, I’ll run it. But enough of this navel gazing bullshit.

The “Adequate Man” column’s title should be changed to “Neurotic Woman.”

At no point does this article explain why it can’t be questioned that Stella was in fact a man. I’ve never heard of this person, I have no idea, but the article goes out of its way to explain that she lied about her background to reporters, and the coroner was weirdly “no comment”-ish about what he discovered during…

We’ve been trying to control greenhouse gas emissions for 6,000 years?

what sort of utopian non-reality would you prefer in our system’s stead?