I’m sorry, the Ford What-Now?

just watching both of these on a loop all damn day today! happy friday! GFY Holliday!

just wondering: law student?

he prob had excellent medical coverage through his school. but i agree, had he been paid by a minor-league professional basketball league that should exist, rather than big-time college sports, this might have had a different outcome.

man, i love football. but i’ve been terrified of the people who actually want to play it since I quit the high school team in order to play tennis and surf instead.

stereotype of a mid-30s granola-crunching, creative professional-working, otdoors-enthusiast progressive who thinks hordes of people for whom a smartphone is already their primary interface with the outside world spending even more time glued to their screens is a bad thing and bad for our future, you mean?

The AWD Honda Element came close-ish

you could write the most brilliantly insightful essay ever, but the moment the word “woke” appears — goodbye.

ding ding ding

common sense has unfortunately escaped from the modern progressive philosophy

You need to stop writing pieces like this. “What if it was your daughter?” does not imply ownership over a person, nor does it mean that that’s the only lens with which the speaker of that phrase views women as human beings. It can simply be a tool for getting a point across to people who can only feel empathy in…

“lock s-foils in attack position”?

well sure, but the point is, you don’t have to buy a whole $9 container, just buy exactly what you need from the bulk bin.

1. El Farolito on 24th and Valencia used to be my go-to when I lived in the Outer Mission, but man, that’s always a really angry vibe. Now, it’s carnitas burritos from Gordo’s on Clement, or, occasionally, the al pastor from El Rancho Grande on Divis.

If anybody said “How woke are you?” to me, I would also speedwalk away in big hurry.

why

because nothing is better than climbing into a neatly made bed to go to sleep. nothing.

that’s the best.

almonds take a fuckton of water to grow and they’re hard to process. that’s why they cost so much.

Ok, let’s hear your take on SF burritos, pizza, burger, and donut. Don’t really care about pho (egg noodle-based asian soups are soooooooo much better—come at me bro) or bulgogi (never had it).