kidding? warren + clinton would be a disastrous ticket.

I don’t know what this is. But I do know that it’s insufferably lame.

no. but there are bee-related killings? sounds terrifying.

no idea if you’re right or not, but man that motor was buttery smooth.

Just sold a ‘95 850 Turbo wagon that I’d owned for three years. Had maybe 250,000 miles on the clock (the odo quit looooooong ago), the oil was milky from about ‘01 on, and the electronics were...strange. But holy hell that motor just drove and drove and drove and drove. Way quicker than it needed to be, and stately…

least wasps aren’t racists though.

also, do you like fruit? flowers? maybe you’re just kidding, but you know that honeybees are vital for the ecosystem in ways that you aren’t at all, right?

a bee is not a yellow jacket; oh my dear holy god what a dumb thing you said.

when i smash mosquitos against the wall of my apt, i leave their remains there as both a warning, and as a little emblem of my kill. i’m an ace, at this point.

also, you, the guy who doesn’t like bees, should be tied with hitler, imo.

any single bee is more important to the world than you’ll ever be. ever.

agreed. bees are nothing but awesome and not only make so much plant life possible, but they give us honey and flit around in flowers all damn day. spiders just eat annoying ass flies and stuff.

you mean things that lead to goals that good teams do? what the hell do you think scores goals in the premiership?

Hey good call geniuses - jam GPS signals during the day in freaking JUNE, when backpackers all over California are starting to swarm the Sierra, many of whom rely on those signals for emergency location.

What exactly is the point of this comment? Do you really think ANYBODY gives a shit whether you like coffee or not? Let me guess: you’re a vegetarian too. Probably allergic to nuts.

are you sure.

HA!

Would much, much prefer owning that sweet-ass Buick over an uncomfortable 200SX any day of the week. Buttery smooth, quiet, leather. This is a man’s car. That Datsun was a boy’s car.

There. Fixed your problem.

I eat burritos with a knife and a fork, like a civilized person. Once you’ve eaten the goodies, you get a warm, chewy tortilla to dip into the side of guac and the salsa you also ordered.