Your main image IS NOT SAN FRANCISCO. It is a suburban hellscape somewhere south of the city.

parks are great and all, but i’ve never once heard anybody say “i wish SF had more parks.”

i assume by that you mean MUNI.

SF will never, ever have a housing surplus. Ever. It’s a tiny space, and, as far as urban areas go, it’s easily the most beautiful place to live in the U.S. People will constantly stream here.

ya, with housing as crunched as it is here, adding more units, unless its in the hundreds of thousands, aint gonna help. and then we get a more congested city, with more residents.

In my early 20s, I made lots of long distance drives with my roommate. We made up a sign that we kept in the glove box: “PLEASE MAINTAIN A CONSISTENT SPEED.” We’d pull it out and show it to drivers that we’d passed who then passed us, that we of course naturally overtook because even without cruise control, a good…

lots of iphones in West African countries like Gabon.

I’ll just assume that she’s doing this from the left lane too.

Thanks guys. More long reads like this please. Also, great to read a piece by a writer not consumed with snark.

“major” fabrication. he’s talking about golf majors. it’s a pun. try to get some fun out of life.

As seen on Twitter: This is a guy in 2014, saying that Hodor was prob short for “Hold the Door.”

are you masturbating as you write this?

the place is for people for whom $700 is roughly equivalent to $50 in regular people money.

Is it? Maybe.

i don’t think molesting children is right. i do think woody allen is a tremendous filmmaker and i enjoy his work very much. those beliefs are not mutually exclusive.

how? what do you mean?

because this is gawker, where faux outrage is elevated to high art

guy makes great films, plain and simple.

“most of his movies are about an older man sleeping with a barely legal girl.”

I don’t understand why you want to tow junky old cars and haul car parts around. You don’t need to do those things either.