Holy shit — a sidewinder is longer than a Maverick? Woah.

You know who else had trouble paying rent in college? Me.

“William Okpo.Gypsy Sport. Proenza Schouler.”

Big deal. I was flipping the bird at my TV screen in the direction of every single piece of shit player on the Dodgers last night, those losing, not-hitting, error-making sonsofbitches.

i won’t be happy until every public space in this country is composed of a perfect ratio of genders and ethnicities, then finally all will be happy.

Hey, weird, turns out it’s problematic forcing companies to hire people based on things like gender and ethnicity.

yup. no idea why anybody would watch espn.

thanks, this was great

is ESPN still a thing?

my eating habits have no influence on things that might be on my dong

ha, that’s funny, i live in the poster city for big coastal cities that millennials flock to in ways that’ve never really been flocked before.

I’m under 40 and just bought a Toyota Tacoma built in the USA, so, shit where do I fit in?

Because it’s electric and looks/feels incredible. It’s clearly the future of cars, and I’ll gladly deal with door issues for something like that.

We’re in our late 30s. I think you misunderstand my post. “Hey - you hear Bowie died?” “Ya, real bummer.” That’s about the end of it.

of all things, this is your final straw huh? interesting. i think mine was the Pontiac Aztek.

i think you’ve been eating wrong

it will be pretty soon when that well dries up and he’s home alone every night. no joke, he’s already in full-on existential panic mode.

wondering how this is a “news flash.”

Greg Oden joke

if your back and knees say that now, just wait until you actually hit your late 30s.