Sure, it matters. But also, there’s no reason to fear. The more Anheiser/InBev/Skyy/Whoever buy up the successful craft beers and dumb down their recipes, the more hyperlocal craft beers will pop up.

It’s an unpopular opinion because it’s a shitass opinion.

“However, it’s certainly not for everyone” almost always means it’s bad.

that’s an extraordinarily strange opinion

Cured meat, hard cheese, good jam, good bread — these things make you “hate yourself at sea level”? Those are all good, nutritious foods, and should not be confused with the garbage food Americans typically poison themselves with.

“ but many consider it an open invitation to comment on a woman’s body”

Jay Glazer is definitely the worst person in the world, right?

I’d hug you if I could.

honestly, the article did not really say why we need more than 187, other than the Air Force saying it needed more.

Could NYC be any worse?

Jon Miller could do it. Jon Miller has to do it.

Give me one of the original Nerf Turbos and I make that throw 9 out of 10 times.

I think what you really mean is “Come On, NYC (or the east coast in general) Is Obviously the Worst Place to Live”

In a single year, Kam Chancellor makes 4 times what the average college-educated American makes in a lifetime.

“Ima go help my teammates that are understanding of my position and the ones who aren’t. God forgives all, why can’t i? Time to help us get back to the big dance . I can address business after the season. Me and Marshawn started a mission 2 years ago. I can’t let my Dawg down....Real talk.”

or you could, you know, comply with the STANDARDS THAT ARE MEANT TO PROTECT THE ENVIRONMENT.

“or wipe her ass with the pizza”

How the f*ck is the 5-speed Honda Fit Sport (2009-2014) not high on this list? It’s pure old-school Honda all the way. Light, spirited, absolutely planted to the road. A joy to drive, as long as you don’t care about passing people on the highway.

I immediately redline each and every rental car I ever drive. I’m never getting close to the red zone in my own ride, so go to hell Hertz, I’m hooning the shit out of yours.

This seems crazy. All evidence indicates that VW will recall the cars to make them emissions legal, and doing so will rob the car of the only two reasons to buy it in the first place: torque and fuel efficiency. And it seems logical to assume that the resale value will plummet because of this.