Why would I take photos?

Yes, me too!! Totally paused in the middle of getting ready for hosting our Halloween party to sit down on our bed and hyperventilate to my husband about how fucked up this all is. Migraines in overdrive.

That’s the thing for me as well....I understand the vitriol toward establishment politicians, I just can’t understand any rational reason to think Trump would do anything good for anybody anywhere.

Oh yeah, John Oliver is hilarious.

Soooo with you. I had no immediate plans to move back home and was planning to buy a house this year. When the United States of Trump became a possibility I put housebuying plans on hold and am looking at job postings in the old country.

I’ve started drinking every day.

She is such an important voice.

I cried when the Comey letter broke

I never thought a Presidential Election could actually cause me severe anxiety and actual depression at the same time

Also, sorry, but fuck your dad; Clinton had nothing to do with the monster who sexted your daughter. Watch your kids better, fuck nuts, and maybe tell her she’s smart, and good at shit, and that she’s pretty (because she clearly needed to hear it from someone, and unfortunately, this douche canoe was the one who said…

He called both candidates clowns, you fucking idiot.

Neither is yours evidently.

Seriously. What an asshole. How about blaming the perv sexting your daughter rather than the woman who had literally nothing to do with it, Pops?

That’s bullshit. If you seriously saw multiple blackface costumes, your pearl-clutching ass would have taken a photo.

Why did Taylor’s race merit mentioning but Drake’s didn’t?

A Jon Stewart animated GIF. That never gets old.

You won’t. We already got the last October surprise, and it was against your candidate, the chickenhawk warmonger Hillary Clinton. All this Red-baiting isn’t fooling anyone. Russia isn’t our enemy in 2016, no matter how much you crave war with them (because you’re easily-manipulated).

Yeah, but it’s meaningless emails Hillary didn’t even send that are the real problem, amirite, Dumpies?

And, yet they can’t stop posting on Gawker Media.