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Locomotive Jones
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You should’ve just gone with black guy in white face(is it white face if mj was never actually white?) it’s a better look than this.

Even most white people can’t pull off looking like Jackson at the period, and he looked almost like a WASP.

Actors of color who could have played this role? I nominate Jesse Williams. He has bland enough features to be able to pull it off.

WHY TF CANT PEOPLE JUST LEAVE WELL NUFF ALONE?!

Because everybody knows being black is only a matter of skin tone. This is infuriatingly racist and tone deaf. Also poorly executed.

I’m not going to ungrey people who think race is just about skin tone. It goes beyond that.

Black people with vitiligo are ADAMANT that their Blackness not be ignored. Blackness is obviously just not about skin color.

Beyond that, I’m unsure we are morally bound by the wishes of celebrities in terms of how they want to be depicted.

If we can reanimate dead people to be in movies, we can use makeup to make a Black man look like a Black man who has a skin condition and extensive plastic surgery.

It isn’t like they don’t have make-up anyway. Did you miss Avatar?!

Michael Jackson also wanted to fuck children with immunity while paying off their families, so Locomotive Jones really doesn’t give a fuck what the freak wanted.

Let’s play a game of compare and contrast, shall we? Here’s our incoming president holding babies. Dear Jeebus, what the fuck have we done?

Amen. I am making it my personal mission to get the people in my life engaged. I live in Louisiana and I drove hungover assholes around all day to vote for Foster Campbell a couple weeks after the election, and at least two said they only voted so they didn’t have to look me in the eye. Damn straight.

I’m stocking up on food, water, guns, and ammo. Just because I know what is coming.

Trevor Noah has improved, but Seth Meyers has been doing this longer.

Jezebel posters hated Meyers when he did Weekend Update (“Cecily Strong is good but the man sucks!”), and then they hated him when he started hosting his own talk show.