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Oh no... sex? Wait. Sex bad?

And then there’s this, yet another story that Jezebel won’t cover:

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Off subject (slightly), but here’s a worthless progressive defending Muslim child marriage and female gender mutilation:

AND, that facial hair is completely atypical and ahistorical to the time he was in.

Poirot has to be chubby. He doesn’t have to look like Suchet, but he has to be a lot chubbier than Branagh.

Locomotive Jones imagines that a lot of Jezebel shrews who clicked into this article (and had no idea who Poirot is) were expecting to be outraged that Poirot was a black character now being played by a white actor. They were probably so disappointed when they realized they didn’t get to write “White-washing!” with

Locomotive Jones is poor but he tips very well. Particularly when other people are watching him tip.

High school me would, unfortunately, have no understanding of how hard it is for trans people, but would be totally psyched about sharing a floor with girls.

I’m sure flaws/missteps abound, but in a (tragically) imperfect world, I’m happy to give snaps to movement in the right direction...

Things that will increase: