Locomotive Jones appreciates the humor in your “It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This” craft, as long as you keep it away from the eyes of children.

Everything about ‘16 belongs in the dump, but especially the last few months. It’s been the garbage-cherry on top of a trash sundae.

I met Patti Smith last year after a talk she gave. I told her how much I loved her memoirs she has written and she talked about how she had been writing since she was a little girl. I brought up my daughter, who is seven, and how much she loves writing funny poems. She reached over on the table and tore a piece of…

Locomotive Jones hopes Bob Dylan is okay. We need voices like Dylan’s now that villains like Locomotive Jones have elected President Trump. You should thank Locomotive Jones for voting for Trump, insuring that a new generation of artists will raise their voices up in beautiful protest music. Thank Locomotive Jones for…