well, i’m a dude, so maybe consider purchasing yourself a new projector, loco?

I do fun workout stuff (pole dancing, partner acrobatics, etc) and it’s much easier to spend that much time working out.

amen, I’d rather watch paint dry while having my taxes audited versus working out for three hours every day

god, how i wish i had the time and the money for that!

“My marital status has been shamed; my divorce status was shamed; my lack of a mate has been shamed...I have worked too hard in this life and this career to be whittled down to a sad, childless human.”

So... a ton of rich white people, then a black person, and now another rich white person. How groundbreaking.

Maybe it means something to young voters and die-hard fans of that celebrity. Some people will follow, say, Justin Bieber, anywhere. Go figure.

I look foward to not seeing you in the comments when hillary wins. Also, not the fucking same.

Uh... stop what? You guys mock Trump’s appearance on a regular basis— but it’s bad for me to bring up the ugliness of a fucking murderer? Where the hell are your priorities?

Don’t forget, Gawker Media went completely Tucker Max on Christine O’Donnell, slut shaming the fuck out of her.

“Look at that face,” Donald Trump shouted to a Rolling Stone reporter last year, “Why would anyone vote for that?”

“Look at that face,” Donald Trump shouted to a Rolling Stone reporter last year, “Why would anyone vote for that?”

This is literally the nicest red carpet review I have ever seen on Jez. There is usually a lot of “what was she thinking” or “not those shoes please” - there’s always some level of picking apart. I don’t think you said a single negative thing here, which is very interesting.

If this was the result of a love triangle, the husband should be ashamed of himself.

The New York Post describes the alleged assailant, saying she was wearing a pink shirt and scarf and appeared to be in her mid-twenties.