Give him the Daily Show. That show has died since Jon Stewart left.

Side note:

From that quick view of the crowd, I see about two women that I would willingly fuck. And most of you are instantly scoffing— “as if you COULD fuck them, Locomotive Jones!” But the fact is, I could and occasionally do, and men like me fuck liberal women all the time. Whatever their politics are, you just pretend to…

Die. DIE.

Okay, I take back the “You are a racist” part. Jezebel has taught me to randomly scream that at strangers, so it’s not really my fault.

I just had a pregnancy scare. The gods were merciful on me that this happened now and not in 2017. Also I guess this is the end of bc being covered by insurance?

My coworker’s daughter is out protesting in Seattle. The girl voted for Stein. She should be home hanging her head in shame.

She’s quite the looker.

At least you can safely post that in your window. Homes with Trump signs were routinely vandalized.

Yelling will make no difference.

No, I just dislike racist pigs like you.

They ban me every day, you stupid asshole.

No, please, let’s address your insensitive “special child” reference. Apologize for it or you’ll never work again.

Reverse racism, my poor boy?

I wish I could star this more than once.

And I love it.

I don’t know what “Red Pill” is, I just know that describing someone’s voice accurately is perfectly acceptable.

No “JEWISH POWER,” though? How telling.

Those men holding signs proclaiming that they are pro-rape should be arrested immediately. Rape culture indeed.