Unsatiated by the blood of those on the outside, the Mustang looked... inward... for additional sources of its victims.

How can you tell someone’s a vegan?

They’ll fucking tell you within five seconds of meeting you.

I must admit, the idea of fried chicken, watermelon and waffles sounds...

Well now, let’s maybe see what happens here... I mean, funnier things have happened, like this...

I’m back in the greys? Jalop, y u unfollow me?

How cute, a tractor pulling a BMW...

The real problem with driving a RWD Mustang (as opposed to... what, FWD Mustang?) in the winter is that there’s not enough traction to run over all the people. Only most. But not all...

The Jeep fan survived because his axles broke pulling out of his driveway, leaving him unable to show up.

I don’t see how this lady was being nosey. She was looking out for other people’s stuff, and I applaud her decision to act. If it was your car and someone really was breaking in, I guarantee you wouldn’t be calling her nosey. We need more people like that out there.

That having been said... Those cops were 100% in…

Rent a generator, strap it to the roof, tape the extension cord down and boom... you’re practically driving a Fisker.

I read the article twice and am still confused about where his rage comes from.

As a native Floridian, I am inexplicably aroused.

I’m well aware. My implication was that this whole thing is causing people to take more exception to the guys turning the fuel up, and this is going to be just the start.

Well... you say that, buuuut...

And then there’s this...

Kia K900, Hyundai Genesis.

Tom, I want to be the subject of the next one. I want a cheap (under $5k) AWD car for a winter beater, but goddamn, do I hate me some center differentials. I’m not even kidding... Kick me in the nuts or shit talk my family and I’m all, “meh...” But call me a center diff lover and holy…

You might be on to something. They might even call it the Demon 999- 9.0L, 900 HP, $90,000. Kinda like an upside down 666... because, you know...

First it was the SRT, then more power with the Hellcat. Now, even more with the Demon. Personally I’m going to hold out for the Satan model because you know it’s not going to get any more evil than that.

Soooo hey, clarification question here...

Did the “date” have to be consensual?

I’m asking on behalf of a friend...

To everyone wondering why this is not going to work, please enjoy these complimentary videos while we wait for the plows to clear the runway...