I love the head and tail lights on the GS7, and the interior on that Enspirit really floats my goats. Very, very tasteful.

Bro, you need to use your Common Core calculator. Then it’ll add up.

1) Find aVe’s channel on YouTube.
1a) You’re welcome.
2) As an outsider living in Utah for over 11 years, I’m contemplating writing a book about what it’s like to live as a non- theist in what is basically the Gaza Strip of Christianity, and the two titles I’ve come up with so far are, “Shit My Mormon Neighbor Says,” or…

Looks are subjective, but that era of Merc strikes me as being overly feminine, and not in the good way. Their interiors are very nice, but I’d have to walk across the parking lot backwards to save myself the suffering of looking at it while I walk towards it.

I’m weird- I buy cars for me and don’t really care what…

I second this ^^^. A wagon body option doesn’t automatically make any ‘ole shitbox cool.

Why buy an SS when you can get an LSA- powered CTS-V for the same price?

Holy shit, did I just become a Jalopnik writer?

Who? EVE? Never heard of her. ;)

Yep, I’m well aware of the touch screen issues. That’s a flaw I’m willing to overlook, mainly because I rarely listen to music when I drive, anyway.

Why get an SS when you can get an LSA- powered CTS-V sedan for the same price?

Holy shit, did I just become a Jalop writer?

Well, like I replied to the fellow below here, Mercs just don’t do it for me. Also- and this is my personal take- buying a known unreliable car, or one that requires you to set aside money every week for “it’s just a matter of time” major repairs beyond the usual wear items is stupid. But hey, if the cars you like…

I and everyone that’s driven my car has had the same problem. Where it lies, though, is the gas pedal position sensor. There’s too much free travel set in them from the factory. Adjust it out and the stalling, inability to heel toe, or that really annoying lag when hammering it through the gears all goes away.

Mercedes just really don’t do it for me.

Good news, Patrick! I’m going (maybe) to buy one. Here’s the mess:

I’ve owned a 2011 Forte Koup SX 6MT for the past six years and roughly 60k miles and it has been the most dead- nuts reliable and maintenance free car I’ve ever owned, including a whole bunch of 90's Hondas and Toyotas. I’m not even shittin’,…

He’s a pretty decent Lambo Wrangler, if you ask me.

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You’re absolutely right. It should be called a “safe space” or a “cry room.” Drenched in natural light. So everyone can watch.

Spoiler alert: It reeks of curry.

Oh, and who is that woman wearing the fake moustache?

Nice pics. The copy, though? Right out of high school. Keep it coming, but next time, put all the pictures at the top so I don’t have to scroll through all the slop.