So what? They weren’t saying it was footage of the alleged Russian hackers, right? I mean, I remember when we got Abu Musab al-Zarqawi back in ‘06, CNN used goddamn F-4 Phantoms to illustrate the bombing runs when in fact, they were F-16's.

Oh...

I thought the flag was going to be the rebel flag and the word was going to be “racism.”

Because, you know... NASCAR?

Boy howdy, if she’s got a pinga, I’m not sure how feminine she really is.

No, you were right. Pingo can also be used as slang for dick. I’ve always heard it as “pinga,” though, and didn’t fully read what I’d found until after I posted.

Then again, the limits of my Spanish are just far enough out there to either get my ass kicked or my ass laid, depending on who I say what I know to.

Here’s the thing, Fred... the swear words, they are special. I mean yeah, you got these fuckin’ guys over here that’ll fuckin’ swear at whatever the fuck they fuckin’ want and fuck you and yer dirty fuckin’ mother if’n you don’t fuckin’ like it... and that’s all well and good I guess if you’re 12 and just discovered…

Yep.

Why is it that whenever I see the interior of any late ‘90's to mid ‘00's Chevy, it brings to mind visions of trailer parks, the smell of cigarette breath and the sticky residue spilled all over the center console from a McDonalds soda that’s been in the cup holder for a week?

*Thish.

He is, obviously, Le Baron. Oui?

Jaguar XKR-S.

I love how two days ago everyone was all, “this is fair play; fuck VW!” in the story about how this guy is going to the dealer, and now that the dealer told him to go shit in his hat, everyone’s all “man, fuck this guy!”

Holy shit, ‘ole Mara looks pretty halfway wicked pissed herself. I guess what with the lead in the water up there in MI, everyone is resorting to more sterile forms of hydration?

Thank you. I have to admit, that is absolutely insane.

This is not something I believe. Can you dig up the law stating that?

Please tell us more about him.

Hey, just remember everyone- this is a religion of peace. We just need to accept and understand them harder and these attacks will stop.

I tried, but the soonest appointment is a month out. (true story)

What branch? I work on them at the depot level at Hill.

Because I’m a terrible human being, and yes I do know what I’m doing to the environment. That’s why I gut all my catalytic converters and voted for Trump. *middle finger* Suck on it.

“Ran when parked.”