This guy and Colin Edwards need to team up and start crashing press conferences.

‘07+ Jaguar XK or XKR. Rock solid proven engine in either aspiration, stout ZF 6HP transmission, drop dead “I want to put a baby in it” good looks, more than enough handling for any canyon backed by enough comfort and luxury to keep the ladies happy. And, within the price range by a considerable margin. Hell, you…

Kind of like my fantasy where I take some beautiful muscle car icon and throw a Honda D15 in, driving the front wheels.

This is the nerdiest, most awesome article I think I’ve ever read on here. Please, PLEASE more like this.

Fucking 1000% wrong, brohamster. If it says don’t walk, you don’t walk. If you do and you get smoked, it’s your fault, straight up. There is never, EVER a time when a pedestrian has the right of way at a controlled crosswalk if it says don’t walk. Prove me wrong. Go find a state statute that says otherwise.

But that’s at uncontrolled cross walks. At controlled crosswalks where there’s a walk/don’t walk sign, if you’re out there when you shouldn’t be, it’s your fault, not the cars fault.

As a helicopter pilot, I would like to remind you that helicopter pilots are also in that mix.

I bought a motorcycle I’ve never ridden, nor will I ever ride because it’s too rare. How’s that treat ya? At least the Raptors will be used and seen.

“As an engineer, I wonder if I should start every sentence with “as an engineer...”

They either need to pave that runway or... no, there’s no way it’s already paved.

What the fuck, seriously? Go drive in the Adirondack State Park. The triangle between Saratoga Springs, Plattsburgh and Watertown is just fucking epic. If you want shit roads, drive around, or even better- ride a motorcycle if you REALLY want to hate life- around Vermont. VDOT can go shit in their hats, I tell you…

Sounds like something an HOA would do.

A nuclear reactor doesn’t draw any power; it produces it. What you’re saying is is about as accurate as saying the engine in your car fills the gas tank every time it runs.

I’ve been dubious at best for at least ten years about those tires. Against my recommendation, a friend got them for his 80 Series Land Cruiser about a year ago. They work pretty well on his rig. No, the’re not MT’s and never will be, but the’re not the shit waste of money tires I’ve seen them be on lighter rigs. …

I owned one about ten years ago and had that same Carlos Sainz front end on mine, along with a whole bunch of other shit. They were clunky, ponderous cars out of the box, but took well to mods. Oddly though, I don’t miss it. TBH, a 1G DSM would be a better choice for rallyx hoonery.

You can get matching nail polish for every car out there. It’s called touch up paint and comes in bottles conveniently sized to fit in your purse or ass.

Reading this makes my manpenis rock hard and now I need to go ragefuck some gutterslut.

Weld the center diff, remove the front axles. It’s so easy, right?

...Other than, you know, the strong nuclear force, the electromagnetic force, and the weak nuclear force...

http://sciencequestionswithsurprisinganswers.org/2013/05/22/why…

You lie; you took the time to reply. The mere fact that you did so means that I’m inside you. :-*