The fun part is that I could very well have known the source of that quote and as someone else pointed out, taken into account that aerodynamics weren’t very well understood at the time said quote was made, which would substantiate my statement.

Or, I could just be fucking with you guys.

I know you’re saying that tongue in check, but that’s the perfect excuse for someone lacking the cognitive ability to understand at even the basic level how fluid dynamics work.

Google his name and read his bio... he’s mormon, so he probably has multiple 13 year old wives.

Damn, I haven’t seen that video in about 15- 16 years.

Fuck it; I’m making him my avatar.

I didn’t read the article. I had to google his name to see what the fuck was going on with his eyes, and then came directly to the comments to post. As a non- lawyer, I could not ever take this guy seriously if this is what I had to look at while deposing or whatever it is that lawyers get $250/ hour for.

Had that been an 80 Series, that Jag would have been knocked back to the Ming Dynasty.

That’s not the blower belt. It appears to be the light from the RR crossing arm. Notice the black cord tethering it to the wood arm at the front of the Charger? Also, there’s another identical object moving left to right above the Supra.

Note to self: Stay the fuck away from all movie theaters on June 22nd, 2016.

Alternately, I may rent a Mustang and go troll the crowds to see how much room they give me as I slowly drive past while revving the engine...

I couldn’t agree more. Top Gear always felt like amateur hour during the driving segments (Stig excluded), and they had to resort to slapstick comedy to make up for that. I sincerely hope that Tiff makes his way over to take Evans place, not only because Evans needs to go piss up a rope with that attitude, but because…

This is a major part of why I don’t consider mileage as part of my purchase decision. I figure, it’s going to be what it’s going to be.

Actually, most of us will simply think, “instead of a pointless gesture that’s mean to be more of a ‘ha ha, F-U!’ to a group of people whom they disagree with, make your voices heard at the polls in November if you really want to effect change and awareness.”

The rest will wonder if their balls stick out like that…

Since you mention crawling on the rocks and going off grid, I’m assuming we’re talking about streetable rock crawlers and overland rigs. Dune bros and Mint 400 drivers are not in this equation or factoring in to what I’m going to say.

*ahem*

Fuck any and every Land Rover without a solid front axle, with wheels bigger…

I’m sure Hitler said the same thing to the Jews...

I have not, but I have seen Borat and that one Top Gear episode. I’m sure if I can just reason with the dissenters and educate them on the swastika’s true meaning, they’ll understand and allow me safe passage.

I call them Dildos. Because that’s how they drive. Like dildos.

I think the real question is, how much gas does it use?

Dear Jalopnik,

If you buy this car for me, I will write the best goddamn article you’ve ever seen written about driving some clapped out shitbox across the country. Not because I’m racist- I’m not- but because I want to promote awareness of what the swastika originally stood for before being perverted by some asshole…

I’ve said the same thing before and every asshole that’s never tiptoed off pavement got up my ass about it. Especially about that stupid ass turbo LS powered X5 from a while back; fuck that thing and fuck everyone that thought it was a good expenditure of money and time.

To be fair to Toyota and the Camry, the 3VZ-E that I’m assuming you’re referencing, was not even close to the Camry engine and almost no parts interchange between the 3VZ-E (pickup, 4Runner, T100) and the 3VZ-FE (Camry/ ES300). Moreover, the Taco never received a 3VZ; it got the 5VZ-FE between ‘96 and ‘04, but the…