haha... man, you sure did get your dick slapped pretty hard for that one.

This will make the purists shit solid Teutonic bricks, but if I found one of these for a good price, I’d throw an LSx/T56 at it. There’s just something about the shape of these older 5 series that says, “I am not here to fuck around,” and I just don’t see a 311 HP six being the engine to drive that point home.

Well, as long as the kid didn’t show anyone his dick, he probably won’t get more than a slap on the wrist.

Well, those fruits are generally about curb- level, sooo....

Welcome to the daily struggle of owning a sport bike. When you can murder every speed limit in the world with just first gear, and most cars can’t hang if you go past half throttle, it makes you stop and question the point of it all.

You fail to address the skill level of the buyer. What are they capable of handling? Have they been in the game since the days of Dan Gurney and the angry Celicas, or is this their first car they’re buying with a McDonalds paychecks? If the latter, stock because if they get into someone else’s mess, they’re probably…

Crack Pipe. $33k buys a hell of a lot of 60 or 80 series Land Cruiser...

I’ve often wanted to put a modern driveline in an old car to see what kind of mileage it would get. Like a Fiesta 1.0L Ecoboost in an early 90's Geo Metro two door hatch. And at 125 HP or whatever and about 1500 lbs., it’d probably be a shit eating grin to drive, too.

My personal non- engineer backgrounded hunch on the…

Considering it weighs about 1000 lbs. more, is AWD, and makes about 150 HP/ TQ more as well, I’d say that’s pretty goddamn good.

Since the F35 is such a flop, they’re looking at cost- cutting alternatives.

I’m a disabled vet; my feet got fucked up in Iraq back in ‘06. I can stand and walk, but running or jumping is out of the question. You didn’t know this, so I’ll refrain from telling you to go fistfuck yourself until you die of blood loss.

I used to run my dogs with my truck all the time. Being lazy had nothing to do with it; they could run twice as fast and four times longer than I could. Of course, we were on a dirt road out in the middle of nowhere and no leash was involved.

I think something often overlooked is buying a duplex, or a house set up for a separate living area with a kitchen, laundry, bathroom, bedroom and living room in the basement with separate entry way.

I’ve rented apartments and houses and have owned single- family homes, and unless I win the lottery and have more money…

Stupid people and their toys are soon parted.

Here they are covering some Nickleback.

Not only did I get to watch the Titanic sink in real time, but I also got to watch an Insight sink in real time.

Thanks, Jalopnik!

I saw the .gif of the fire before reading the headline and immediately thought, “oh Ferguson... at it again...”

Pff... try driving an M35.

Drift mode? More like death mode!
Traction control? More like crowd control!

As a white man, this picture offends me because the white thumb is not held as high as the black thumb. White thumbs matter.