Thanks for whitesplaining that, girl-who-was-unpopular-in-school-but-kissed-the-popular-kid’s-asses. In the high school that is Jezebel, Kara “Victim Pig” Brown is the head Mean Girl, and you’re her #1 sidekick, slurping up any spittle she happens to splatter against the wall.

I’m so tired.

Man, those Obama girls. I can’t wait to see what they do in their adult lives.

Kara, is it okay to make fun of strokes?

That’s just a self-hating white bitch on Jezebel trying to prove she’s not like the other whites.

And all “the whites” starred your comment, and your white husband probably told you it was clever, while your white kids played in the living room with their white babysitter (who is probably sucking your white husband’s white cock, because your self-hating white ass is probably overweight.)

Wait... you don’t feel triggered that Kara made light of strokes?