Just wish Michael had turned on his brother mid-interview, made mention of his conspicuous lack of rings, and say that’s why Mom named you Martellus and not Marshowus

which features Martellus saying that “NFL” stands for “Niggers For Lease”

When I ask the brothers what they would collect if they were as wealthy as the Cowboys’ owner, they respond at the same time and without skipping a beat: “People.”

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

It drives me up the wall. I had things like reduced lunch as a kid, and now, guess what? I am a college-educated citizen with a job, who pays taxes, contributes to society, and serves in the military. You know what would have made all that impossible? Not being able to think in school because I was so hungry. So for…

Yes, I’m not sure what the shaming surrounding people utilizing social programs designed to level the playing field/provide needed support is. Can’t bootstrap if you have no shoes.

That’s the logical conclusion yes. But to think like a Trump supporter you need to add some bigotry, fear mongering and entitlement and then you’ll realize that affirmative action is just taking things from hard working white people and giving it to black people who don’t deserve it because black people get to have…

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

Contact Max von Sydow for details. They seem very friendly and approachable; look, this one’s waving.

How does one contact a minor Mesopotamian deity? Asking for a friend...

You know, Fox Sports 1, the one between the Amazing Copper Pot and How The Fuck Does Cindy Crawford Remain So Youthful* 30-minute infomercials.

I hope that Skip’s first guest is 2016 Presidential candidate Giant Meteor.

Between this and Boogie mocking Draymond Green, it looks like Team USA is saving its best dunks for off the court.

♫ Cause you know I’d shoot a thousand shots if I could just make one tonight. ♫

‘Cause everything’s so wrong

I find this is pretty true in life. Being able to admit you messed up will typically help you mend fences with anyone and get things right. Work or personal life.

he threatened to call the White House and have them all fired — and made bizarre statements about Al Qaeda

Apparently, the LAPD has a search warrant for access to Roy’s email and phone history to locate the source of the hack. The culprit could be anyone, but TMZ reports humorously that “the working theory is the perp goes buzzzzzzz.”

Out of all the many, many infuriating things in that story, the one that struck me the most was the initial investigator’s comment.