If Schilling got hit by a train today, my thought process would go, “Terrorism? Nah. Cool.”

Said right before she draws a direct line of logic from LGBT civil liberties into forcing cheerleaders into the same shower with football players.

It is, however, the role of the NCAA to adhere to legislation already passed, (Title IX) of which a violation would subject them to lawsuits.

No more yankee my wankee, The Wonger need FOOD!

Ha! “y’all.”
Probably should have seen that coming.

This joke brought to you by the Square Peg Round Hole Corporation.

Observational humor coming from someone blinded by hate is inherently going to be pretty sucky.

I think people that write open letters should have to shampoo my crotch.

2008 Cubs got beat by a man and his needle drugs. That really sucked.

At what point do the White Sox just make their fans wear shock collars and install invisible fencing?

While points A, B & D are valid arguments, I feel your critique of the head coach of the Baltimore Ravens is a bit of a non-sequitur in this context.

Huh? I think you are advocating for checking bags. That is two more lines that you’ll have to wait in. I don’t get this.

I feel like time has pretty much told us what all of sports-radio has become.
It is an outlet for people on poorly connected cell phones to spew verbal diarrhea into all of our ear canals. They are subsequently shouted at by the host who then goose feeds shit sandwiches back to the audience.

This apology would have been posted much sooner but using speech-to-text he didn’t realize he had been speaking into an empty taco shell.

The media is biased towards the Cubs over the White Sox in the same way that the media is biased towards murder over someone stubbing their toe. Nobody gives a shit about someone stubbing their toe.

Perfect.

Like the night Angel Hernandez tossed (a not fit) Mongo from Wrigley.

Just FYI, this is from a John Mulaney bit.