It’s going to be just darling when you see your team’s eRepresentative in the NBA2K eLeague walk out on stage with a real jersey on. It’ll be like the first time you put pull-up diapers on your child. Who’s a big boy?

It looks like No Man’s Sky if No Man’s Sky had any actual gameplay. It’s got my vote.

“Everyone Knows What Bannon is Doing, and Nobody is Stopping Him”

Dark, dark days. I don’t even know what else to say about it. I donated to the ACLU, but the executive branch doesn’t seem too keen on the judiciary branch at the moment, and that’s not good.

You’re right. You should write an article on that.

I am hipster.

Golden Calf 2020.

Such a brave woman. Will there be no marches for the egged; for the persecuted lawyers and Goldwater-Reagan-George W. Bush girls? Have we no compassion for victims of breakfast food assault? Will we be so keen on turning a blind eye when the scalding hot Toaster Strudel icing starts flying, or when the bacon grease is…

Is that a photo of Sonny Bono on the wall?

If they really wanted to provide the true OG NBA Jam experience, they’d replace LeBron James with Kevin Love.

The safety net works, and it’s going to be systematically dismantled anyway. At the very best, we can hope that once the entire country goes the way of Kansas, it will force this country to move hard to the left.

I’m not saying get rid of The Concourse. But how many of the sub-blogs across the network are publishing Gawker-like stories written by former Gawker staffers? Gawker died a very Gawker death, its remnants scattered to the four corners of the Kinja... to do separately what a single blog used to handle.

So, can we expect something like The Concourse to be its own thing anytime soon? Maybe a dedicated society and politics blog? I’m only asking because it seems like it’s a subject that warrants some kind of focus.

Ronda Rousey was always overrated, and the second she saw an opponent higher up the ladder than Glass Joe, they made mincemeat of her face. She should retire from fighting, and chase her dream of being a top-tier competitive Pokemon player.

Listen, if we don’t give the wealthy some incentive to keep their wealth in the United States, soon they’ll start moving it to countries with less restrictive tax laws, moving American money out of the American economic system. That wouldn’t be good for anyone.

Rubio and Bush could have beaten Trump? Those two were as feckless as they come, which is why they were made to look like idiots at every turn.

You know what? People were just fine with political theater right up until this election. People just accepted that politicians were full of shit a lot of the time, and that we were just forced to vote for the one who might shaft us the least. We knew it, and when it lined up with our own personal beliefs, we…

And Twitch takes another step towards being what Justin.TV was.

The sub is as it was when the game first released: full to the brim with screenshots. It’s not so much a happier place as it is a distracted place. Tips and tricks posts are dwindling down to nothing as people realize everything is still incredibly simple, and once people have picked the sparse new content clean down…

They do, yeah. They’re a brutally useful tool when fighting by Queensberry rules.