Billy Mitchell and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Month.

I had a lot of fun with it, but twice last night (out of four attempts) I had someone completely ignore the dropship exfil which is a horrible idea and got us all killed as we tried to clear the 15 heavy assault guys, assassins, etc. Don’t be that guy.

First time I saw them I tossed a biotic sphere at them and said “Eat it, Bitch....”

I may have been getting a little too caught up in playing an Irish sociopath at the time...

I always feel so bad for families with acoustic kids. I personally blame vaccines to making children turn from electronic audio options.

They should have just gone backwards and avoided King Kong entirely.

That Life in Aggro:

I love how all the posters in the background are of Lightning. Double XP was really good this week.

america is the best country in the world. it is the best country in the world. america’s freedom is the best freedom. america has the best stuff. the best government, the best army. other countries pretend they have good stuff but america’s stuff is the best stuff. ignore the hunger, disease, pain and suffering…

And here is the obligatory ignorant American... seriously Apples to Oranges are you high? Outside of Quebec our popular culture is 1:1 identical (people pretend to care about CanCon but we really don’t) and that is exactly what Trump is talking about. Popular culture.

INB4 some dipshit mentions “hey a coordinated and trained team of attackers with knives killed a bunch of people in China that one time!” and “Uh hurr durr you can kill people with your car why not ban cars?!”

Eh. Somehow, I lived through the great social panics over rap (and Tipper Gore’s eventual push to implement those lovely “Parental Warning: Explicit Content” stickers on albums), Mortal Kombat (seriously, Congressional hearings over that shit), and DOOM without ever developing the desire to harm anyone.

...and I was a…

“remember kids, if ever you get in trouble for bad behavior, just escalate that bad behavior for 2 years straight and you’ll be rewarded with fame and fortune”

I think it’s high time we get a movie with the historically more accurate British usurpers speaking Mongrel Latin, flecked with Gothic.

And where, they know you’re watching 13 Reasons Why on the toilet at work.

what can i say im a glass half-full kinda guy.

It’s also hinted at with his new Ult, which he activates while screaming, “I AM OPEN TO BDSM!”

I don’t think you can apply logic to a universe as cartoonish as Overwatch. The player roster stars three robots, a talking gorilla, a cyborg ninja and a time-travelling lesbian. Japanese Hawkeye is probably one of the tamest characters in the game from that perspective.

I don’t think you appreciate how much hanzo is sacrificing to show you his nipple

If only all game devs, or at least more of them, were half as good as Jeff.
Dude really tried his hardest to please the toughest crowd in the world.