Not enough people standing around ready to be run over.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

$750,00 per Pac?! I’ll pass...

There was an article on this today. Clearly, that little plastic square hides a weld-nut, the purpose of which is to provide a provision for a tow eye.  

What did they expect? SUVs aren’t built for the track.

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

The pelican is the sneakiest of birds.

i like saying polestar as if it rhymes with molester

She blamed Teslas Autopilot

Oh man, I love that documentary.

It’s confusing because so often a brake failure can look like a normally operating dipshit.

Which is weird, because John Wes Townley is so good at hitting everything else on the track

Since they both survived wandering onto the track I’m guessing Tony Stewart wasn’t in this race?

Uuunnggghhh. I’m DTF the tdf.

Old Panamera:

I’m not here to judge chubby chasers.

At least it is wasted legitimately instead of illegitimately.

Lose 2015 because you don’t run a turbo. Lose 2016 because of your turbo. The Racing Gods are fickle.

And that’s why it’s not the 23 hour, 55 minutes of Le Mans.

Did the ill-fitting aftermarket floor mats get in the way?