A haiku for crashed M8s:

It’ll be weird to see Porsche offer a lot of different versions of the same car...

Hue got that right!  

Aww hex, I’m #008000 with envy that I didn’t think of it first.

They had to switch to Italian because the original “So Focking Loight, Innit” just didn’t resonate in the marketing materials.

Driving a car from showroom new to 1 million miles in a (relatively) short period of time is a feat of driving. That’s a person who did an amazing, physical, challenge. All they had to do was maintain the car according to spec (starting with a perfect example, mind you), and just, drive a lot.

Better than standing there with their finger and their thumb in the shape of an ‘L’ on their forehead.

Cayenne’t believe I didn’t think of that one

You guys. I’m calling 911, this is criminal and you’ve got what’s cayman to ya.

You're Macan an excellent point.

The engineers were so preoccupied with whether Taycan, they didn’t stop to think if Tayshould.

Hard to believe it’s Taycan so long for us to get it right.

Let’s Make Infinity Great Again!

But if you paid Youabian, they could meet the challenge:

<Looks at comment, then glances at user name.>

*puts on conspiracy theory hat*

Who tracks an R8? This is a car you drive through the alps with your turtle neck wearing wife to a sterile Swiss hotel, for some mild fun. The R8 was always the remarkably unremarkable choice. VAG has other products if you care about lap times or spilling your cocaine.

Wow, you really nailed it. Quite the astute observation... I can’t even tell which is which:

The problem with the inside of Cadillacs is that they look great in the photos, and then you sit in one. I really want to like the Cadillac line-up. I think their exterior design is striking. But every time I sit in one, all I can think is that I really want out of there... Like, quickly! Upon close inspection,…