So JK Rowling doesn’t donate to anti-trans causes? 

By paying for this game you’re actively donating to anti-trans causes. That’s just it. I know, no ethical consumption under capitalism, but this is literally a 2-step process.

“The freaking creator of the GIF format says it’s pronounced with a soft G.”

Being “big” usually means you get to do less work for faster results, not the other way around. 

Because I know how diet and exercise works. It’s why they tell people with diabetes that the easiest way to ease its effects on your life is just getting off your ass and changing the way you eat. Unless you have an insulin processing disorder (which would be diagnosed by your doctor, PCOS causes this for women a lot,…

OK Go complaining about Post “stealing” their name is also funny because like, no one was confusing their cereal for your band.

Well it can’t fucking do hands for shit, so probably not.

“I get regular exercise.”

I’ve been wanting to try both of these. Got Smuggler’s Cove for Christmas so I’ve been on a huge Tiki kick and my Vermouth is likely not “good” anymore.

I rinse my glass with vermouth, shake gin with ice and olive brine.

She is NOT doing fine lol. Everything going on with her is very very strange. 

Things to fix us:

Ah yes, fabled food “everything.” I eat Everything all the time! And it IS too sweet! 

“a comically dangerous amenity”

He gleefully admits to war crimes too! Neat! 

They’re not even like, remotely close? Other than there’s a cabin and people?

In 2016 they were not ready. Took about 4 hours to give them a check and receive a car at the dealership where I bought my Rio. 

“You could also melt the resulting sugar down with an equal amount of water to make a simple lemon cocktail syrup”

It is not really similar to smash up at all. 

Suuuuuure you were, Sammy.