You gotta not click “accept all” on the cookies pop-ups, yo. On top of that, “do not allow app to track” is crucial. If you’re not protecting your privacy, you’re gonna get hounded by stuff. Yeah, it’s fucked up that it’s on us to do that and isn’t really regulated in any meaningful way, but you gotta be mindful or…

Do your kids go to public school? Largest perpetrator of child sex abuse in the US. Sooooooo maybe stop sending them to public school.

I know what project paperclip is you dunce. Disney was a union-busting fashy but defend him all you want! Not my ass on the wrong side of the class war.

Remember when 1 month after Kristallnacht in 1938 Walt invited a Nazi director to the studio, one of the only studio owners to do so? Or his work with (and founding of) the anti-semitic Motion Picture Alliance? A bunch of people who work for Disney and his family aren’t exactly trustworthy. The wolf in Three Little…

“If you’re looking for something more specific, offers trays that can turn your ice into ($7.99), ($12.29), and ($9.99).”

“Secret family recipes are, of course, allowed to stay secret, but if you sample someone’s cookie and find that it tastes suspiciously similar to the recipe printed on the back of the Toll House bag, you’re well within your rights to voice those suspicions within earshot of the baker.”

What? That’s super revisionist history, there’s tons of evidence of his Nazi sympathies

First 2/3. They’ll have him pop a mushroom and become “Super Mario” and then he’ll be super good at everything.

Pepsi had the 6th largest Navy in the world in 1989. A Soviet cruiser, a frigate, a destroyer, 17 submarines, and a handful of oil tankers. Soviet Union traded them for shipments of Pepsi. 

Yikes dude yikes

Vodka for vanilla extract is a waste of both. Use bourbon, gives much more flavor and depth to the vanilla. 

Ah yes, that high art twist “she pukes when she lies except when she doesn’t sometimes!”

Yeah Dolly doesn’t exactly strike me as a “take a lot of anti-women shit” kinda gal. ( I do not know if she was present) but it seems like there’s probably more to this story given the amount of women being inducted this year.

Isn’t “queerbaiting” a fancy term for “I believe all stereotypes about homosexuals”

Honestly, I figured the McRib came pre-cooked in a bag of sauce and was heated and bunned. So this is actually impressive comparatively.

He’s ALSO apologizing for just being in the movie in general

Nah David O Russell seems like he’s kinda a gigantic dickhead, and also assaulted his transgender niece 

They made a movie about “the people who sold the slaves were the good guys, actually” you absolute moron. This has nothing to do with race, and everything to do with shifting a narrative of evil to good. What if a film were made that was “oh, actually Hitler was a time traveler from the future who knew he HAD to do…

The plot of this movie is literally “the people who sold more slaves than almost anyone in Africa are the good guys, actually!” and you have the gall to call US racist. Incredible. Truly. 

It’s not a “bad faith, loaded argument,” it’s the fucking facts lol. But yeah, it’s because I’m white. Good effort, kiddo.