this take is wrong and bad. All VAR is doing is exposing how poorly written many of the laws of the game are. Keep VAR, change the laws.

You panicking, huh Warriors' fan???

I once got upgraded to first class on a 630 AM flight. I was so excited, free booze! Being that it was my first time in first class and it was the start of my vacation, I had to take advantage, regardless of the time of day.

This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid? They are 2000 degree pinwheels that make odd noises and twitch nonstop while driving their tiny feet in to your sides.

Some might say GM and Ford have always been rivals.

Fuckin’ herbs.

It’s the one that can fully open their throat and swallow no gagging, correct?

And if he did, what are you doing dating 17 year old girls, Gabe?

Agree 100%. There is something refreshing about a color guy who confidently predicts the action, and is actually RIGHT most of the time. Say what you want about Romo, that second part is rare in most NFL booths.

I actually love Romo’s commentating (I generally hate commentators because they’re all fucking boring).

This. And also just how bad all the other retired QBs are at this job in comparison.

 Bernie wasn't drunk, that's just how he sounds after having his brain rammed into his skull for years on end. 

You have him mistaken with someone else. He’s an airline pilot. 

“Oh, now we’re running?!” -Marshawn Lynch

Mash Equilibrium

Lamb is justyoung mutton and beef is better in every way

Lucky the game was in Washington. If it were in Philly, the kid would’ve thrown his beer in Sudfeld’s face.

Well when I overthrow your weak government and take over the world, I will make it so that anytime someone says “Oh I remember that song from ____ commercial!” or starts singing along with an ad, they get pushed into a meat grinder. We will then vacuum pack and sell the ground idiots and sell them back to the people. …

It would have been 64 but he rimmed out a five footer.