@LadyTudorRose: God, God I hope so. I know if I was a teen and learned that the lesbian couple was sent to it, I would go to the decoy to support them. I would feel horrible if I learned later that I was sent to the hetero, non disabled prom because I was straight and didn't have a disability.

@MizJenkins: World's oldest profession? I think not. The lady slept with the guy for a fish?

@Imogen Quest: I would fail. As my current significant other now knows, after I lay someone for the first time, I am calling my best friend within 48 hours to talk about strange mole placement.

@veronykah: I agree. I've done similar work, however, I would get somewhat aggressively hit on, but it was acknowledged that the female workers probably wouldn't go home with you. (Or in the back).

Back off. I may be a college student with a social work major and a minor in political science, half ass ability to speak spanish, and a full ass ability to sign American Sign Language, but not be able to golf well, BUT I MATTER. I'm important, too.

That is a terrible idea. I would hate to be the young starlet who didn't get the "THIN CELEB!" stamp next to my picture.

@solidfever: I completely agree. Hell, it TELLS ME who I need to look like. Sweet. Some of those models might actually be in a normal BMI range, I need to know who is the extreme, kthx.

@hydrogen_jukebox: Um, using them as a passenger when you use the car pool lane?

@zu_zu: HEYOOOO!

@NewsBunny: If it is subtle/sneaky, I never mind. Cause I turn to my friend and whisper "Dude, that guy TOTALLY just groped his girlfriend's boob.", and try to make eye contact with the guy and nod knowingly.

I am against PDAs generally. (My highschool best friend ruined it for me with her first boyfriend, Woody) However, OtherHalf-LocalStMary doesn't give a flying fuck about it. It's kinda akward. My friends see the 'Sorry, my apologies, he's kinda like this" in my eyes as he cuddles and holds my hands and kisses my neck.

@l'américaine française: Psh, I am a caucasian Jezzie, and I use that stuff. Not a lot, and only on my ends, but I love that stuff.

@taoistic_pessimist: If I may ask, what racial descent are you? My only friends who are like that are African.

@heyo: I am the same. I had laser treatments done to my face because my skin produced too much oil. Just imagine my scalp. I can go two days, assuming the second day evening I am staying indoors or at Denny's.

I tried, I really, really did. I tried to not wash my hair every day. But my skin, my scalp, it's oily. I actually had laser treatments about my over oil producing pores on my face.

@veronykah: Oh hell, I am sure that after a hour in a club, I am at my ugliest. I sweat from my forehead, my eyeliner smears, My mascara is flaking so I look like I have blackheads everywhere, and my pale skin is now red from booze, excitment, and dancing.

@Pantra: I am a straight female among a quite a few friends of quite a few sexualities. However, I will see a woman with a nice rack (and, of course, if I get the sense they are relaxed and wouldn't mind a playful tease) I will point at their bust, nod and give them a solid thumbs up. Then point at my tiny bust and…

I'm sorry, unless Mary Ann or Kristy come out as gay and/or bisexual, I refuse.

@Carlos the Dwarf: I'm not sure... but I think Jessie is black. I don't know, but I don't feel that she is white.

Wanna know why I am going to marry my current boyfriend?