@sunoftheskye: I have seen many a bad movies because I have a girl crush on the actor.

@doingtheunstuck: My perfect stereotype of a gangster friend, who was in a gang, told me he would never mess with me on the street. I asked why, and he said I was batshit insane. He had no idea how I would react. He also would bet I have mace and a knife on me. I'd probably scream, throw a trashcan lid at him, jab my…

I grew up in a painfully conservative home, so I am a pro at "Oh shit, I am about to swear, change it!"

I know after my Uncle committd suicide, by mood disordered self found it intensely seductive. I wanted to know what it was like is the only way I can explain it.

...I kinda like them. They look hella comfy.

That lipgloss.

Captain Obvious! I didn't recognize you without your cape! Who knew you were masquerading as a bunch of scientists?

That screengrab is waaaay more goatse then I can handle.

I am only on this earth for a short, finite amount of time, and I will wear impossible shoes if I like them enough, damnit.

Yesterday, my Mom was yelling at women who get drunk, cause they are asking to get raped.

@EkaterinaBallerina: I get like that too.

@pandorasmittens: Homemade cock rings- will Nana tell me how to knit them?

Don't eat! Save Money!

I just praise my guy when he dresses well.

While what I know about Islam is from living in India and proof reading a friend's papers for his Intro to Islam, I can see why they use honor killing. That is the word society calls it when a man kills a woman for dishonoring him, or general not honor-ness. However, it is still domestic violence to the extreme, and…

I wear hats a lot. People know me because of that.

@Jezzuit: I like to look sultry as possible when wearing penis caps.

@morninggloria: I wish I could quit you. But I hat.

I'm gonna major in asshole-ery, so I can run around and claim people asses with a degree to back me up.

@TinkishDelight: Careful, that blood may not come out of those clothes!