more like Justin TruDON’T YOU TRY YOUR PRIMITIVE ALPHA DOMINANCE DISPLAY ON ME YOU CRUSTY ORANGE POTATO I’LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY INTELLECT AND CHARM amirite?

This is so deliciously good.

Way to bury the lede with that Bill Maher was accompanied onstage by JOHN FUCKING WATERS. That man is a national treasure and makes even Maher (who is not going to earn forgiveness for his own islamophobic bullshit just because he calls out people who are worse human beings than he) watchable.

Jk Rowling rocks. She has been vocal in the criticism of you know who.

I dropped my therapist after he recommended a book from the author of “The Secret”

Dr. Oz gives him a run for his money, though. Not to mention Eckart Tolle or the lady who wrote The Secret, who had less staying power but were somehow even dumber. There are a lot of things to admire about Oprah, but her love of facile pseudo science is not one of them

Trump could scream “You got to admit I’ve played this stinking country like a harp from hell !”, and no one would care.

Hack the gibson first. baby steps.

I have met Bill Nye in person. He is as wonderful, genuine and pleasant as he comes across on TV.

The 45k car can make 1200 hp with the boost adjusted, the problem is the rest of the car probably won’t survive it.

NO NO, REALLY, LET’S JUST ROLL UP TO A C&C EVENT AND START CHUNKING GRENADES INTO THE CROWD, BECAUSE THAT WOULD CAUSE LESS CASUALTIES THAN IF WE PUT THIS CAR INTO THE WRONG HANDS.

“However, it looks to be that the $50,000 upgrade will only allow the driveshaft to withstand up to 800 HP”

Well this seven sister grad referred to the idea of sleeping with Bannon in order to save America as equivalent to the first episode of Black Mirror, where the British PM has to literally fuck a pig.

The problem with all this? Trump likes being called a fascist. He desperately wants to be a strongman like his daddy Putin. Shit like this just emboldens him and makes him think his tiny hands are bigger than they actually are.

Steve Bannon once referred to liberal-minded women as “a bunch of dykes that came from the Seven Sisters schools up in New England.”

Exactly. We need a total scorched earth policy against this asshole; if you work with him you are no better than a Nazi collaborator.

he doesn’t listen to anyone but steve bannon. reasonable people aren’t going to be heard.

This is the cover of the latest Der Spiegel. OMFG

Joining the group was not meant to be an endorsement of the President or his agenda but unfortunately it has been misinterpreted to be exactly that.

Yeah, the one super-not-ok thing about the show is that the main characters are all supposed to be sophomores, so 15-16 years old. I know in some states (including MD, where I grew up) the age of consent is 16, but I knew exactly ZERO kids who were 16 the summer between freshman and sophomore year, which is when their…