He's got those black eyes, like a doll's eyes...

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1.) Don't cheat on Alan Rickman! Look at that man! Humina humina!

Rihanna is so GORGEOUS!

Just had to say it.

There's something oddly sad about these photos.

And all props to the burrito guy, with his entrepreneurial foresight.

I'm fairly certain that pot is just like alcohol or gambling or sex or anything else—Many people use it without any major effect on their lives, while some improperly use it to avoid their lives.

Not to sound like a grammar elitist, but it's not too hard to figure out how this girl got duped.

The best bet is to just avoid places where there are nasty germs floating around. And rudely tell your sick coworkers to go home and stop sharing their germs.

Honestly, I hope they break up. JT annoys me and I actually like Jessica Biel.

If you go over to deadspin you can see the illustration. I have yet to understand how it worked.

People can argue about whether or not Kluwe was still a good punter, but he did the world a service letting us know what kind of person Mike Priefer is. Any guy that says "We should round up all the gays, send them to an island, and then nuke it until it glows" in an NFL meeting shouldn't be a janitor at an NFL…

Fantastic work Mr. Kluwe. I've long been a fan of athletes taking advantage of their status/platform to actually make a difference for the better. Thank you for doing so. I just sorry that it happened at your expense in the process.

I've been using dark chocolate supplements for years . . . for my health, yeah.

Duck Dynasty is fake!

See also : The Bush family.

They learned that it's easy to get rich by fooling rubes into thinking you're "one of them."

Don't tell Mr. Ablow about trans* people. I don't think his feeble mind can take it.

I take full responsibility for putting the last nail in the coffin, having gotten engaged at sunrise on the 29th of December to my amazing trans* partner.