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That's totally cromulent.

Is nobody really going to mention the irony of Nicole being run over by a bike?

Space Ghost Coast to Coast?

Nah, she looks WAY more like this muppet from The Dark Crystal...

Are you kidding. That is such an obvious nose job...

Dude, that is totally a new nose. The old one was much wider and totally round and no amount of countouring will change that. They refined her tip, built up her bridge, made it narrower, and she uses makeup but no, that is a brand new nose.

She had the bridge pulled up slightly and the sides of the nostrils taken in slightly. It's good work which is why you question it.

If I was a betting woman, I would bet that she also had a nose job.

Definitely a nose job.

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME. DOUBLE EYELID SURGERY IS NOT THE ASIAN WOMAN'S WAY OF "AMERICANIZING" HER FACE. JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST.

I haven't had a chance to disrobe as I cannot find my e-cig. It's bad enough that it's a fake cigarette, but now I can't even find the fake one.

holy crap! I really hope that (somehow) the water is managed properly and does not end up polluted, or controlled by ultra-wealthy golfers.

FAKE! You just got Jimmy Kimmeled!

According to my sister, who got her BFA in fashion design, doing a sheer top with nothing underneath is supposed to be so that the garment isn't interrupted by the lines of another piece of fabric. Basically, when you put an undergarment of some kind underneath, the piece almost becomes more about the undergarment

Not to be confused with:

“How can the prisoner reach outside except by thrusting through the wall? To me, the white whale is that wall, shoved near to me. Sometimes I think there’s naught beyond. But ‘tis enough. He tasks me; he heaps me; I see in him outrageous strength, with an inscrutable malice sinewing it. That inscrutable thing is

Yes, but you'll soon feel better about it...

They're worth a bunch of plastic beads. I think they are actually moving on up the economic ladder with some delicious pizza.

Please. I speak to you in friendship. Do not ever try to use a curse word with a couple asterisks in it. You wanted to say douche, you wanted me to read the word douche. But you put an asterisk in there to feel slightly better about using the word douche. It demeans both of us.

The best part of pre-1972 history is that scandals have much better names. I mean, The Great Phenol Plot or the Tea Dome Scandal or the King-Byng Affair at least sound like they could make for a solid pulp.