A fork to the back of the hand will, usually, stop that shit.

De’ja is cute as hell and if she want’s to dump that chump I promise her I would never steal her pizza. #IStandWithDeja.

I’ve got to say, Uncle Karl really nailed that one.

Would buy...well at least pirate it.

And once again an untruthful headline.

You’re a fucking piece of shit.

Is there black on black crime? Is it disproportionately higher than it is other with other races? If so deal with it.

I sent a thank you to her facebook page. She is awesome.

Well that went south in a hurry.

The Cuban missle crisis. I remember thinking that all of our Duck and Cover training was going to come in handy. Actually it was pretty scary for a nine year old. I kept looking towards Detroit expecting to see a mushroom cloud at any moment, because I knew that the Russians would hit targets of manufacturing first.

She had a bad case of jungle fever.

I’ve tried it. If you don’t have insurance you’re screwed.

A Black woman going into water with a chance of getting her hair wet? As if.

In Hiddleston’s defense, Swift is a hot piece of ass.

F1 drivers =

I read somewhere that the boyfriend was 17.

Yes I do and apparently a lot better than you.

I just lost a good friend who was 86. 8 years ago she got a pot leaf tattoo on her ankle and she was still water skiing up till she was 84.

I’m not really insulted either. I have a tendency not to get insulted by idiots. So stick your head back up your ass and finish your dinner.