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Well I saw my ophthalmologist today and the way he was talking I just may need a set of Google eyes.

I miss a good Ted Casablanca blind item.

Russians don’t laugh until someone loses an eye. It’s like a whole country that if it was in the US it would be below the Mason-Dixson line.

I’ve always thought of F1 drivers as the poodles of racing.

I think the concept of consent comes into play here.

I believe Sally is a car guy. I know he used to drive around town in a beautiful 62 T-Bird convert.

A friend of mine had a Midget for a while. One day he came to pick me up with it. All was fine until it started to rain and had to put the top up. Me being 6' 2" I felt like I was folded in half. We stopped at a store and when I went to leave the woman behind the counter asked me to wait a moment. She came out and

Don’t forget that they are stupid too.

But he knows nothing about cars!

I think we should go with Los Vegas. We’ll get the not to bright tourists.

You’ll have to ask a rich Black athlete.

It’s just Prince messing with people from beyond the grave.

Look we all know SJP didn’t trash pick a cast iron sink by herself. Hell the sink would have weighed more than her.

#TeamJerome.

That’s not Lake Minnetonka.

Doesn’t mean he’ll stay dead tough.