I had a banana and Cheetos.

But then who would you all make sandwiches for?

http://mentalfloss.com/article/66536/…

I’m an old and I never found her sexy at all. I have never understood the fascination with her. Audrey Hepburn, now she was hot.

The argument he is ignoring is one against colorism, the process in which light-skinned actors are favored literally no matter what the story, the exact process that black people in Hollywood have been aware of as long as Hollywood has existed.

You got it! Just one thing...we want to rename it Thanos and it will be done in house at Marvel.

This is the dumest thing to get riled up about, must be a slow news day.

If it’s a Ferarri or Lambo it doesn’t make it past the first owner.

The two best days in a boaters life? The day he buys his boat and the day it burns to the waterline and he’s fully covered.

and she is pretty

Looks like Olivia Wild’s Merkin that she wore on Vinyl.

I was hoping hey were going to change the character to Sookie Stackhouse.

You do realize you’re going straight to hell when you die right?

http://www.hulu.com/watch/3523

Me too and CRJ is 30 fucking years old for god’s sake and she’s singing songs like she’s 14.

They don’t say whether it was moved to the garage and re-purposed into a beer fridge or not.

Most water heaters (notice I said water heater and not hot water heater because there is no reason to heat hot water) have a life expectancy of about 15-17 years. If people would shut their water heaters down once a year and drain them (to clean out the scale and particulates) they would last longer, especially…

It ain’t all that. Trust me.

I knew it couldn’t be a Lucas fridge.

We , in the US, are experiencing the dumbest, depressing presidential election ever. The world is experiencing ISIS attacks and people are dying. Nobody wants to watch depressing shit. They want to laugh. They want lighthearted entertainment.